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This will be my interview page 1!
This is for my little friends who I've interviewed! and IF by any cahnce they have as much time on their hands as I do...there will be links to their little websites!

I put this on all the interviews before I interview people. All questions are the same but will be changed ocationally!Ok *cough*: Do you swear to tell the god damn truth to all these questions? Oh yea you can call me a loser or what ever you want in any of these answers.... answers may be as weird as you want....i like weird

Wow im was a fag. and for entertainment purposes i shall leave this up, but im taking down the ones by people i DONT LIKE *coughUSCHIcough*



  Uschi Erne, was here, but i havent talked to her in forever and i dont like her.

#~Maija~#
1. Do you love me? *long pause no answer* N: you gotta answer dude!!!! hurry up M:ya ur the best ever soo ncie and i can relate to u pretty well
2. Will peanut butter rule all? M:oo i am a peanut butter?  didnt i tell u?  well n e ways someday we will rule the world and b crunchy and sticky and weed out the weaklings who cant take us on and then soon we will cover the earth and b sticky and tasty and form alliances wit chocolate  YAAAAAAAAAY
3. Will Peanut butter rule all along with road beavers? (they love peanut butter) M:road beavers will along wit peanut butter but in the end the peanut butter WILL rule all the the road beavres will become our foot stools
4. Will you date my dog? (she thinks your hott!) M:well no im sorry....no matter how cutesy she may b i just dont go for that whole beastality thing
5. Have you ever questioned my questions? M:many a time but if i was to go back and question the questioners at the beggining i may have a chance to question further and find that i never questioned the quuestions to begin wit
6. How about now? M:not for a second
7. Would you ever use celery for eating? M: ya wit PEANUT BUTTER
8. Anyhoo...? M: pass me that rabie powder please
9. What do you think of Stoopid Mofo's M:i think its the best
10. And the ones like me? M:i think that u r the kind of person thats got a good sense of herself
11. Do you have a life? If not whos life do you want? M:i want to b myesle fbein n e body else sucks shit
12. Would you ever 'use' a brush to 'brush' your hair? M:HAHAHHA...i prefer the conventional fork MY EYE N:that so halarious dude M:thanc r we done?
13. Duct Tape? M:all the way on everything!  my first goal in life is to make a whole outfit out of duct tape!  complete wit suspenders that r rainbow YAAAAY!
14. "You we're the one I waited for for, You were the I cant ignore" Now what do you think of me? M:i think that i must b very loud and if uve been waiting for me all ur life then ur SMART AND CREEEESPEE
15. Finish this statement: "you know your cool when....": M:you find yourself in a room covered in spaghetti, flooded by water, and several poodles in bikinilos r passed out on ur floating pink couch
16. What do you think of stairs? M:i think they should b abolished cuz theyre very easy to trip and fall down and get a chess peice lodged in ur stomach
17. Everyone knows you have an intimate relationship with your jacket. Whats your impute on this? M: ME AND JIMMY R HAPPY TOGETHER AND U CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US
18. I can play happy birthday to you on a 17 key keyboard. How do you feel?: M:like a big huuuge birfday cake
19. What is the weirdest word you've ever seen/heard? M:WIGGABEE, HOO DOO , AND SPLERDUNIIT Me: alright.....
20. Your Favorite thing to do with hair dye is (and you cannot say dying your hair!) M:eat it
Me:Thank you maija any last words? M: hmm, a penny saved is one penny whore more

^*Nifty*^ better knows as Mat to me now
1. Do you love me?N:haha, good
"love" as in what?
not love as in I want to marry you
but love as in you're a really good friend and I "ove" you
*"love"

2. Will peanut butter rule all?
N: hell yes

3. Will Peanut butter rule all along with road beavers? (they love peanut butter)
N:hm....no I think peanut butter will be a little in the lead. but road beaverswill make a close second.

4. Will you date my dog? (she thinks your hott!)
N: well.....alright.

5. Have you ever questioned my questions?
N:no, of course not.

6. How about now?
N:nope

7. Would you ever use celery for eating?
N:you mean would I ever eat celery?
no
I guess not

8. Anyhoo...?
N:anyhoooo!

9. What do you think of Stoopid Mofo's
N:I think they're great.

10. And the ones like me?
N:oh, they're my favorite mofos.

11. Do you have a life? If not whos life do you want?
N:no. um, probably.....hm....

12. Would you ever 'use' a brush to 'brush' your hair?
N:Audi's life.
'no' I would 'not'

13. Duct Tape?
Me: wait audis your hampster right?
N:yeah
YES!(to #13)
14. "You we're the one I waited for for, You were the I cant ignore" Now what doyou think of me?
N:nice pants

15. Finish this statement: "you know your cool when....":
N:random people ask you to sign their socks at major fast-food chainstores (eg:burger king)
Me:id so do that
N:oh good!

16. What do you think of stairs?
N:I think they're pieces of communist trash that deserve to be wiped off theplanet.

17. Everyone knows you have an intimate relationship with your jacket. Whatsyour impute on this?
N:um...no. I don't. *cough cough*

18. I can play happy birthday to you on a 17 key keyboard. How do you feel?:
N:kind of tired. my back hurts. and how do you feel?
Me:proud, i mean dude i can play happy birthday to you on a 17 key keyboard!

19. What is the weirdest word you've ever seen/heard?
N:I don't know...um....potatoes. yeah that's it.

20. Your Favorite thing to do with hair dye is (and you cannot say dying yourhair!)
N:go swimming.

Me: why thank you nifty this all we have for this interview any last words?
N:always tie your shoes.


i <3 maija still